#70 Ive never seen the center of a mango

Simon Liggity-Lyle is back on the mic! We chat about being weird around our kids, the mysterious mango pit and which Lyle brother would make the best sister. Brooks makes a trip down to Powell's and we chat about reading books, getting a GED and old man foot problems as we approach 40. We finally figure out Brooks' mayoral slogan, getting in school yard fights and how much John hated high school wrestling. Brooks reveals that he is a Black Widow Notary and Simon is half caveman. A Thanksgiving dinner alternative is suggested 2 months late and Simon teaches his daughter the joys of the mixtape. John rants about candy and radio stations while Brooks accepts a truly prestigious, completely authentic award from the POD academy. Enjoy!

 

mango pit

https://imgur.com/gallery/Pmrtq 

notary cost (take and class, $40 filing fee, you have to buy the stamp and the journal)

https://www.notarypublicstamps.com/become-a-notary/oregon/  

Link's Horse

https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Epona 

Tropic Thunder is 12 years old

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOcuvwAqojc 

Myopia Epidemic (apparently we need to go outside more often as children)

https://www.nature.com/news/the-myopia-boom-1.17120  

Get that foreskin back!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration