#68 Hassbot-3000

Our outdoorsy, millennial friend Hass (Haas,Hoss?) is on to discuss how to pronounce his last name, buying and selling stuff online to perverts, getting drunk at his wedding, New Year's Eve and prepping for the apocalypse. Brooks bemoans the tremendous burden of buying his own socks. Does birth order effect your personality? Territorial views and praying for earthquakes. Live edge charcuterie boards and fixing free stuff.      

 

John Corrections:

-the racist song of the south ride is splash mountain not "its a small world"

-burj kalifa is the tallest building is the world

-territorial view is real estate speech for a 'large view' not necessarily of a mountain or something